August 20th

Hey it’s August 20th !

It’s finger your best friend day .

It won’t be weird
by Stranger401 August 18, 2022
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August 18th

Claire: hey jay
Jay: hmm?
Claire: It's August 18th
Claire: Come here
Jay gets kisses
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August 18th

Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.
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august 18th

the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot
wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch
by lowkeyamurderer September 07, 2022
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August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day
Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number
by LARSISCOOLYT August 19, 2024
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August 14

The day a beautiful, amazing, funny, smart, kind person was born. Someone like Ivan the love of my life. This day is his day no matter what anyone says. This day is perfect because it was blessed by being Ivans birthday.
Person 1: Hey it’s August 14!
Person 2: Omg today’s Ivans day!
Person 1: No, lol, js a normal day!
Person 2: Stfu its Ivans day!
by ivan_gf_isc:) November 26, 2023
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August 14

National couple day a day where you go oht with your significant other
Hey babe lets go somewhere its August 14
by Hsjwhd August 14, 2023
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