Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

Cyber Attack

Oh, hey...

Hym "Did I tell you guys my workplace got hit by a cyber attack? Weird right? Of all the places to hit.... Why a Midwestern gas station chain? The whole system was down for weeks... It's weird... Suuuuper weird, right? I mean... What's so special about that place? Why would hackers even bother shutting down a gas station's ability to order product? Strange.... Strange stuff..."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

Attacked

Majority report ATTACKED guys! They're being attacked!

Hym "See how that works Sam? As soon as I'm FOR something... They immediately rail against it. You were completely out of the discourse... I come in... Now they come for YOU. See how that works? You're being attacked now."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2024

weed attacked

When you laugh/blow out while smoking and the weed goes all over the place

Bro, stop making me laugh while I’m tryna smoke this. I’m gonna get weed attacked again.

by BrooooUrNotGonnaBelieve November 1, 2017

Counter attack

A perfectly unbalanced fps mobile game with a fascinating graphic and more bugs that cyberpunk 2077. If you like to shoot people in the head without killing em, or face cancers from enemy from all the world that will camp as bitches and insult you every time they get a kill,
Well, Thats the perfect game for you.
You may get addicted to it and spend all your money in some usueless skins and trash knifes.
This game has a love-hate amazing relationship.
It looks like csgo but with more bugs and less russians.

X: hey wanna play ca (counter attack)
Me: hell nah im not in the mood to get FREE CANCERS

by Garfiel sex January 2, 2022

Albino Tiger Attack

When a pale young lover leaps through the air and lands on his "prey" biting the neck of his catch while performing growls and sexual acts.

Keith went for the albino tiger attack last night. Check out Em's neck.

by Lt. Tickle July 24, 2012

Dick Attack

A remix of Demi Lovato's song "Heart Attack".

Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"

by Andypande September 8, 2021