Next door assholes

Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?

You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.

Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?

Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.

by tsunbot October 8, 2011

Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole

An exclamation of anger, annoyance, or frustration.

Oh Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole! I locked my keys in the car!!!

by Wanker420 January 28, 2009

avacado asshole punch

to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force

joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch

by bheron July 12, 2006

asshole bitch

A gay male who is an asshole.

That guy is such an asshole bitch to you.

by ghill2004 April 11, 2016

Asshole Eating

Methodically, slowly and messily eating to spite the waiter/waitress that has provided poor service and attitude

After my dinner date was treated poorly by our waitress she then began asshole eating out of spite towards our waitress

by KamagonMark May 30, 2015

asshole goliath

a giant asshole of goliath proportions. basically poop

you fucking asshole goliath! get your dick out of my ass!

by awesome awesome mann November 29, 2006

smiling asshole

someone who is so happy if they bent over their asshole would be smiling at you :)

The boss was so happy with his workers jobs that he had a smiling asshole.

by unknown asshole7777 February 7, 2010