Kid 1- Hey, u a akgfan?
Kid 2- wtf?
Kid 1- you must be gay.
Kid 2- shut up!
Kid 1- Akg rocks. Your mom.
Kid 2- You mean Asian Kung-Fu Generation?
Kid 1- *scream* FINALLY!!?! I KICK YOU!
Kid 2- wtf?
Kid 1- you must be gay.
Kid 2- shut up!
Kid 1- Akg rocks. Your mom.
Kid 2- You mean Asian Kung-Fu Generation?
Kid 1- *scream* FINALLY!!?! I KICK YOU!
by Tom Butzow March 26, 2007

by mel&moe December 29, 2004

Driving While Asian - The act of driving a car, badly, with an Asian at the wheel. Can be young or old for females, younger males seem to have greater ability than older males but ymmv.
Currently no penalty for D.W.A. however pending legislation in several States would make it a crime punsihable by 6 month suspension of driving privilages.
Currently no penalty for D.W.A. however pending legislation in several States would make it a crime punsihable by 6 month suspension of driving privilages.
Insuarance Agent to customer:"Has your girl friend every had a D.U.Iconviction?" Customer:"NO, but she is quilty of D.W.A. (Driving While Asian) all the time."
by Asian Lover & AMP expert October 2, 2007

by no19212129 March 28, 2023

Commonly abbreviated CAD, Chronic Asian Disorder is used to classify those who engage in standard and/or heightened asian activity. These activities can include (but are not limited to): over-succeeding in academia, exhibiting musical prowess, toting about a gauche lunchbox, possessing poor vision resulting in the need for artificial optical corrections, and commonly seek incongruous relations in the opposite sex.
WooTong, who suffers from Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD), shamed his family with his 95% on the higher lever AP cognitive abstract/impractical mathematics course VII. His excuse was the disuniting split-complimentary between his lunchbox and his glasses.
by skankhoprostitute February 12, 2010

A rare form of Asian, which has a very fat and wobbly belly. Often found floating in the sea, occasionally mistaken as a boyd.
Person 1: Oh i see a boyd..
Person 2: No, that's no boyd my friend, that's a jelly belly asian floating in the sea!
Person 2: No, that's no boyd my friend, that's a jelly belly asian floating in the sea!
by getcapewearcapefly August 1, 2010

The kind of Asian who does what their parents wanted (good grades, degree in lucrative field, lifestyle that pleases them) so they have no passion for life because they see it as a checklist. Can be applied to younger people but mostly to adults.
Kyle is such an ADI (Asian Dead Inside) , he was such a boring date despite having traveled and seeming adventurous.
by Rizaz February 2, 2019
