Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025

the bacon bush rider

1. Used to refer to a boy from London, bit of a YAK, very much raggo, too much to handle.
2. A Problem

Watch out for the bacon bush rider in the corner, he's lurking

by dabizzle1993 January 15, 2014

Bacon

Any part of a female anatomy, especially the vagina, ass and tits.

James : oh my god chloe's got amazing bacon bits!

George : I'd eat her bacon right out till next week!

by cocktailsausauge June 2, 2014

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018

Bacon station

Bacon station is slang for police station

I parked across from the bacon station

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

Bacon

(Bay-KUHn)
n. Delicious meat that comes from a pig.

v. Getting felacio

I jus got some of that good bacon from Edgar!

by Cera4Prez August 30, 2022

Side bacon

When your side bitch is fat

Last night I picked up some new side bacon at the Wendy's drive-thru

by LordShahagan September 10, 2021