Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only
Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit
by Bear_fcker February 25, 2018

"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."
"That's not a drink, Steve."
by Elyix December 12, 2021

by BeastieDog November 23, 2017

For the -92 thumbs down for what I wrote here.
Can you imagine what would your culture be if internet drama matched your skills to deal with nanás?
Can you imagine what would your culture be if internet drama matched your skills to deal with nanás?
This whole account proves its lack of purpose that made Ireland a horrible experience, Britain should Make The Irish Work Again
by Proud To Be Dubliner January 29, 2024

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.
by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024

A person who looks Irish, but is not from that ancestry. This particularly occurs when redheads are assumed to be Irish since one and 10 Irish are redheads.
She headed up the St Patrick’s parade because she was Irish-passing enough to look authentically perfect.
by HighMaintenance68 March 17, 2023

by 1916dog November 1, 2021
