A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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by Icedragon4456 November 24, 2019
Get the Tony mug.The definition of love.You'll never know love without knowing Tony.Youll never have to worry about opening a door around him because he's simply the perfect gentlemen out there.He'll give you the best nights of your life while your half asleep in his car on your way home, because he knows the way.He happens to be the only guy your dad approves of and doesn't question when your with him.That one moment you had with him.It'll never stop giving you butterflies.You'll always be around him simplely because you won't except a life without him.He's the parallel of you.Every moral, belief, interest is the same.And his image haunts your heart. Your veins love the taste of his laughter.That bright smile? it's cocaine and you'll never get sober.Everyday you hope for a miracle that he wants to give it a second chance.You can't move on without it.Knowing that there's the slightest possibility of walking down the aisle with him.Antonio will change your life.He'll make you smile in every scene.Perfection is his middle name and you can't see nothing beyond such. When you first fall in love with him.You'll never stop.Your going to need and want him for the rest of your life.No matter what you do you will forever search for him In a crowd.You'll forever need his voice.Your favorite tune.The one that replays at night while you giggle into your pillow because I promise you he will heal every broken piece in your body, heart and mind with the simple fact he loved you to.Don't give up
by liv×××× May 2, 2025
Get the Tony mug.by Kensblade444 May 30, 2021
Get the Tony mug.Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)
Girl: "Do you know Tony?"
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.
by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024
Get the Tony mug.Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
Get the Tony hawked mug.A Tony Man refers to someone who judges another person's playstyle in a video game or their approach to a situation based on their own preferences or standards. This term also describes an individual who tends to vanish from social circles unless there's food or alcohol involved, but suddenly reappears once these elements are hinted at, even after a prolonged period of silence. Additionally, a Tony Man can also be known as a "baby man" who displays child-like behaviors, especially concerning food, physical exercise, and social situations. This includes avoiding adult food, such as sauces, and exhibiting other immature traits.
"Bro, stop being a Tony Man! I want to punch the tree; I don't want the tools you looted from the villagers. LET ME CRAFT!"
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
"Dude, stop being a Tony Man. We just want to be there to support Mark; his dad just died! The bar can wait, you asshole."
by StevenMaque1997 April 25, 2024
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