wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

by matfalddatson May 03, 2021

wet millie

When one shits on ones finger with the wetest of shits and uses said finger to administer a wet Willie to some ones ear hole.

I gave my girlfriend a wet millie after I took a very watery shit.

by Fartphrodite January 31, 2018

Wet Keyboard

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.

I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT

by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019

Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.

Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.

by Lilego November 13, 2018

wet snatch

when a vagina is used very often by multiple men. The vagina is loose as a goose and can only fit BBC

"yo jason why are you dating that girl with the wet snatch?"

by wetsnatchbogefeen June 05, 2017

wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

by Your a neuron April 20, 2017

wet and jet

when you hit it and quit it, but don't want to sound cliché.

I didn't want to get with that guy more than once, so I decided to wet and jet.

by kavchadaisabovesexuality February 08, 2017