Brandon

Small migit that eats burritos and tacos. And lives in Mexico.

Jeez man, do you see that Brandon?
Yea what a Brandon

by Wiseguywilly0 May 7, 2024

Brandon

A short soccer player. He wants to know all the tea and won't stop annoying you till he knows. The opposite of sexy. Thinks he is good at everything.(but his siblings are cute)

"Brandon is soooooo short and annoying"

by kitkat601 March 4, 2020

Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.

Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now

by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021

Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.

"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."

by men_hot. March 15, 2023

Brandon McTurner

Amazing, intelligent, talented

Hey that’s Brandon McTurner! With the blonde hair and blue eyes & big cock! He’s such an amazing guy

by Bhustle August 20, 2024

Brandon Jerry

He is albino

Hey that guy is albino he is just lie Brandon Jerry!

by himynameisl September 30, 2021

Brandon

Brandon's the type of guy to befriend you on Roblox, Play with you for a bit, Have atleast a SINGLE online-dating phase before snapping out of it and then one day, randomly dissapear.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.

brandon: ozo is that you? LOL it must be! hope you still get out there and pwn, so much fun
ozo: FUCK

by the real JX1DX1 July 27, 2025