Joe Talk

To strike up a useless and aggravatingly long conversation. Originates from the talk initiated by a Trader Joe's cashier with a customer.

Martha, the Trader Joe's cashier, decided to Joe Talk me while I was trying to pay for my mint chip ice cream. She spent the next seven minutes trying to figure out if we could figure out how long it would take to hand churn ice cream together. The customers behind me were now all petrified by the ideas of how Martha would Joe Talk them.

by agilemage September 25, 2014

Joe Polser

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.

Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.

by Blake Boren October 8, 2019

joe doman

Getting a random boner in public

"Bro, I just pulled a Joe Doman! It was so embarrassing!

by TheDick.Com May 19, 2016

joe tod

adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.

"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"

by themanthemyththemaverik December 28, 2011

Joe Amongus

Owen Micheal Carter

Owen tastes like Joe Amongus.

by Caden’s sussy weiner December 23, 2021

Joe with an L

All my homies hate this man. Joe with an L stays winning the chunky dunkys and having friends named John carlo. Should u come across a joe with an L, make sure u ask him how Lincoln log dog is doin. They are boisterous boys. Joe with an L also has a cool friend named Kyle who’s house he sometimes goes to.

Joe with an L: look I got these chunky dunkys
the entire world: guess what, idgaf
Joe with an L: eagle ridge on Wednesday?
Jackson: ok Joe with an L but pull up with Jon carol

by Jack Hacker November 11, 2020

Joe beardmore

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.

“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”

by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018