J Date

To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .

"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."

by DK Garden May 18, 2018

Bo J

to suck ones own cock.

My girl wouldnt give me a Blow Job last night, so after she left i just Bo J'd my self right there in the living room.

by Bo J Bandit February 24, 2011

The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

PB&J

When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.

My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.

by bell.end October 24, 2018

ray j

A very sucessful man who is both a singer and actor, Brandy's brother, and is on numerous t.v. shows and radio stations and pretty much all over the place in my view, but then again, I am a big fan of his...

DAMN!! Did you catch Ray J on t.v. last night? And what about his songs, I mean, those are amazing!

by CK-Money February 25, 2007

J crust

The polite term for jesus christ

Oh J crust I failed my class

by skylar&evan June 12, 2007

J-Mo

Comes from the Latin words "Magnus Dorkcaus." Today it can commonly be translated to Big Dork, The Accounting Steve Erkel, or Mr. Pocket Protector. J-Mo can also refer to one who supports cheaters, commonly from the New England area, or the leader of the "I have a man crush on Tom Brady and Bill Belichick."

Mommy I want to be like J-Mo. I want to love the Patriots and qoute FASB's in my dreams.

by magic sticks March 6, 2008