by Jobengi March 16, 2023
Get the Butter me up and call me a biscuit mug.What you use when someone calls you on your bullshit online. See also: It was revealed to me in a Dream; Source(s): Dude trust me
Raiden: That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source
Senator Armstrong: My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP
Senator Armstrong: My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP
by Raiden69_420 November 5, 2023
Get the My source is that I made it the fuck up mug.The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Get the That's something best left up to Jesus Christ mug.by Blocka 123 May 6, 2022
Get the 4 fingers up on your right hand mug.just shut the fuck up bpeople
everyone exept me: jreuhdgijrehgkjrngjrengjkerngrejgnreiguergjnrekgnrejgnerjgnrjgnrngrgfsknfjb *plays noises8
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up
by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ May 17, 2022
Get the my class wont shut the fuck up mug.Bob needed to use her property for the block party, so he was going to mow her yard and butter her up!
by TKingman March 23, 2021
Get the Mow her yard and butter her up mug.by CheesePickles69420 August 8, 2023
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