A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitchmug. A phrase to describe your displeasure with others, especially when they've made a disrespectful or rude comment towards you or your being. Think of it as a funny comeback that can be used in an argument and a defense tactic.
"Ha, that why you fatass can't get up, them damn honey buns went straight to your stomach didn't they big back." "Listen here, you Cuntback Bitch the only big back I know is your moms hump back whale ass. You little asshole"
by AmongUsOhioRizzlerGyatt August 8, 2024
Get the Cuntback Bitchmug. They are such a little bitch
by Pettyimmortal April 9, 2024
Get the Little bitchmug. 
Kevin: "Cdiff, stop acting like a little bitch."
Cdiff: "If you call me that one more time, I'm going to tell my mom."
Cdiff: "If you call me that one more time, I'm going to tell my mom."
by MarkyMark2020 June 11, 2018
Get the Little Bitchmug. Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be
Sit the fuck down T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve your bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and
Let's throw this fucking party with some
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just wetting their pajama
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sit the fuck down T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve your bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and
Let's throw this fucking party with some
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just wetting their pajama
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
by BitchLasagana4Ever February 12, 2019
Get the Bitch Lasagnamug. A FEMALE DOG ThAT IS SOME HOW HUmAn?
by LULY UR FAV GURL👹👺💀☠️🤡💩👻👽 November 5, 2023
Get the BITCHmug.