Shit Fire Out My Ass

When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.

I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

Shut Your Bitch Ass Up

When you're being a fat annoying whore and someone points it out, usually used by nigga accent and sometimes by a white cunt who tries to act black.

Kid: "But Dad I want that"
Dad: "Sorry honey, I don't have my wallet with me"
Kid: "But Daddy... I REALLY WANT THAT" (Keeps repeating and crying)
Dad: "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS"

Nigga: "Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
McDonalds Employee: "Sorry sir wh-"
Nigga: "Shut your bitch ass up"

by PseudonymNiggaPenis August 7, 2019

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

Crusty Musty Busty ass bitch

When your so filthy/annoying/ghetto

Bitch shut the fuck up you crusty musty busty ass bitch lookin like a wall-e reject

by questionman2468 November 8, 2016

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

Bring Dat ass here boi

(Usually used by ghetto black teens) a phrase used by someone who was just verbally embarrassed by a friend. The phrase indicates that the user is about to verbally trash his target. (must put emphases on capitalized words like "Bring Dat ass Here BOI")

Edgar: "Daquan's an ugly muthafucka" *everyone laughs*
Daquan: "Edgar" "Bring Dat ass Here BOI"

by kam11345 November 3, 2014

Wrong Turn-lookin ass nigga

somebody who looks like those ugly things off that movie Wrong Turn.

"Look at that ugly ass nigga Rico."

"He look like a fuckin gremlin or some shit!"

"I know! He a muthafuckin Wrong Turn-lookin ass nigga."

by Rifa September 10, 2006