wax your straddle

Wax your straddle.

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief

by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021

Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

by bubabear101 June 17, 2021

National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021

National post your girl day

June 21Post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

Celebrate national post your girl day

by National post your girl day June 20, 2021

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021