Similiar to a death rattle, shit rumble is when your stomach gurgles when you have diarrhea, as a threat to find the nearest toilet before you run out of time and your asshole betrays you.
by Torbalan March 16, 2024
The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.
by late4supper April 05, 2024
by shit ballz March 25, 2022
Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
by olijj February 07, 2022
The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017
When you are doing anal with a partner, and said partner has loosened up to the point where feces have begun their journey towards the rectum. Your "John Thomas" is being surrounded with anal butter essentially pickling your schlong. In other words, "Shit-Dickle'ing".
Man: Oh my god what is happening?
Woman: Honey, you're evolving!
Man: NooooOOOooooOOoooo!
Man: You're Shit-Dickle'ing me!
Woman: Honey, you're evolving!
Man: NooooOOOooooOOoooo!
Man: You're Shit-Dickle'ing me!
by Sollathar June 13, 2015
When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.
Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
by ShananayLopez January 04, 2022