jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

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rip my bao

Rip my bao is a funny way of saying rip my boy. The two has the same meaning

Person 1: *falls over*
Person 2: Rip my bao

by Studge August 21, 2017

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frosting on my doggy

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

Oh man, I got frosting on my doggy.

by spydrmonke August 21, 2017

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stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017

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It's a phrase refreshing the usage of drugs,

It was created by MatPat & StephyPat the game stream YouTuberes from GTLive
It was first mentioned in there episode 1 of the "Life is Strange" gaming serie

1: dude, wanna join me? I'm gonna go getting my chemical on
2: you do drugs?
1: yeah dude
2: ( I don't see a future friendship here)

by Shining star-00 August 27, 2017

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Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

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