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I just want to hug you

It's a politer way to tell someone that you just want to fuck them
by Idk man, something January 8, 2019
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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I SHUMMM??!

A variant of the phrase: "I want some"

When your homie whips out a good snack, or when you see something freaky.
Matt: I have some doritos, would you like s-

John: I SHUMMM??!
by BigBoyEatz August 9, 2025
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A definition originating in 2024.
Origin;
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025
mugGet the I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be madmug.

I<3MFDOOM

A term commonly used to describe someone’s love for the famous rapper MFDOOM. This term is usually used from the first person perspective.
My favorite artist is MFDOOM. I<3MFDOOM
by Beamed_byCLR January 8, 2024
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