if i were gay

if you say this, you are, in fact, gay

ella- if i were gay, i would totally date her, she’s so hot and i love her personality, she’s just so awesome
me- ella, you’re gay

by helloworld:)) October 1, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex

I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!

by sillyassbiiiitch November 29, 2022

Pannan i baren

when you fall asleep, especially in the bar

sven: oh no where is christina
torkel: Oh no she has pannan i baren and the clock is only 2 am:(

by Knarkulina May 30, 2022

I SUMMON ZEPRAN OF DARENTER

This means you are in a cult that worships Zepran, but also that who believe in rightful justice.

"I SUMMON ZEPRAN OF DARENTER TO STRIKE DOWN MY FOES!" John screamed.

by burito1 May 17, 2022

I love you

The words I wish he said to me, "I love you."
The words I needed when I was at my worst, "I love you."
The words everyone needs, "I love you (insert name)."

I love you means, 1.
an intense feeling of deep affection.
"babies fill parents with feelings of love"
Similar:
deep affection
fondness
tenderness
warmth
attachment

by urfavpali May 20, 2022

to I Pod

The verb in which someone is enjoying the tunes emitted from an I Pod device. Or, in the case of retarded teachers, like at Catholic High Schools, any MP3 device at all. Used in some sort of Hick like way. Must be said with a Hick accent...if you wish.

Andrew was I Poding while recieving a hand job.

Ms. McShroom: I like to I Pod while riding Fr. Sanford, I mean...my horse.

by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008