National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

SHUTÉ THE HELL YOUR MOUTH

SHUT UP YOU SMOOTH BRAIN YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

"Ur bad"
"SHUTÉ THE HELL YOUR MOUTH!"

by The Good Lord's Breakfast October 15, 2021

your mom

Your mom is used at a joke (sometimes people say it to tell u like “ur mom is here.”) People make your mom jokes whenever someone asks a question and no one answers, like: “what do we have to work on?” “ur mom.” People find those jokes really funny- but if the person you make the your mom joke on doesn’t have a mom then it’s really awkward. So make sure they have a mom…

“Heather, what does the whiteboard say? I can’t read it.” “your mom” *laughing* “No but seriously what does it say?”

by goose624 October 16, 2021

your mom

The best woman in bed, and I know cause I was in that bed with her.

Your mom was great last night.

by culurful October 16, 2021

your dad

something that doesn't exist

your dad does not exist

by imspeakingfax/true October 16, 2021

Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021