no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

Your dad

A Reverse insult.

Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.

by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

Ima break your nico nico kneecaps

That's a line most weebs use, usually meaning that you should probably step back because this is a person looking for a fight.

You better give that All Might figurine back or 'Ima break your nico nico kneecaps'.

by azsxsdedcsawqwertygbnhjiokmk;' February 3, 2021

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

by سس February 3, 2021

Your

Short for You’re which is short for you are.

Your a weirdo muffins. Your annoying me muffins because you won’t stfu about your and you’re.

by Pumpkin spice and everything j February 4, 2021