by Archibald_The_Great December 3, 2025
Get the Man Jacking mug.The reverse of a man child. When someone sees a man child they say that person needs to grow up.
A child man possesses immature traits and is grown up. But everyone they know sees them as mature, even though their immaturity affects the most important adult parts in their lives. Everyone either ignores the immaturity and/or justifies it. The person just looks foolish.
A child man possesses immature traits and is grown up. But everyone they know sees them as mature, even though their immaturity affects the most important adult parts in their lives. Everyone either ignores the immaturity and/or justifies it. The person just looks foolish.
What a child man Tom is. His wife wanted to have a baby, he said he couldn’t believe she wanted to do that.
His parents told her that she should know that he couldn’t handle her being pregnant and babies freak him out.
His parents told her that she should know that he couldn’t handle her being pregnant and babies freak him out.
by Nightsword5 December 4, 2025
Get the Child Man mug.Dildo fanatics: *Beats up dildo man*
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*
He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*
He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."
by Bluetext6572 December 5, 2025
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Theist "I think God is real because thus!"
Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"
Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."
Theist "I think God is real because thus!"
Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"
Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
Get the The Third Man Paradox mug.Sarcastic compariSON of a virile stud's chest-pounding celebration at having successfully "scored" wif a hot chick, but then having to deal wif da "pitter-patter of little feet" if said glorious union produces a "tiny-male result" --- i.e., a "stud junior".
In da alternate "hill-ascending duo" poem, it's stated dat "Silly Jill forgot her pill"; I guess dat she forgot a condom, as well, since da "I da MAN!" = "Little Man" equation certainly applied in their case.
by QuacksO December 7, 2025
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