Skip to main content

Bitch

a bitch is a female dog or is just a sluttly hoe
by Hdduehehdh May 2, 2020
mugGet the Bitch mug.

toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
mugGet the toilet bitching mug.

Bitches

I wanted to make cereal but then i realised that I have

No milk
No cereal
No bitches
No life
No career
No money
No friends
by Made in Ohio November 25, 2022
mugGet the Bitches mug.

Bitch

A male that wants criminal behavior glamourized so he can be the primadonna of the show. A female version of a bitch is called a waver (based on the ways bitches and wavers always wave or throw up peace signs at people they secretly want to fight).
The bitch wanted to get on TV or in the news, that was why he robbed the store (it was also one of the few times in his life he didn't roll up somewhere with a posse 39 deep) . He wanted attention he felt that he wasn't getting enough of throughout his life.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
mugGet the Bitch mug.

Cool ass bitch

Chad: yo john whos ur new girl?
John: Lily
Chad: damn. Ur dating one cool ass bitch
John: ya ik
by Ignite_the_nite December 5, 2020
mugGet the Cool ass bitch mug.

pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her
by QHarley March 7, 2016
mugGet the pretend bitch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email