Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

i left my dick in the kitten

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017

Suck your friends dick day

October 5th is suck your friends dick day. Go suck someone

Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf

by Suckyourfriendsdickday October 4, 2020

Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

by TurdShark January 3, 2020

Suck Noah jessome dick day

It’s a day where u suck Noah jessomes dick April 19

Tweeter was suck Noah jessome dick day ok

by Daddy day care bird April 16, 2019

Grab any nigga dick day

You can grab any nigga dick at any given time in front of everybody

Yalll it’s grab any nigga dick day

by I see your imprint August 30, 2019

Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019