Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

I forgor 💀

I forgor 💀 is a phrase that means that you wanna fuck spider–punk

Me: hey have you seen the new spider-verse movie?

Friend: yea! I forgor 💀

Me: understandable

by RogueBitch404 July 16, 2023

I have a bomb

When TJ has a bomb, usually in the Bomb Truck in Town and Debug.

TJ: "I have a BOMB!"
Kenny: "I HAVE A BOMB!!!"

by Kenny McCormick! July 17, 2023

and now my life to you i give

A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.

Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*

by cooooooooooooooooooooooooookie July 17, 2023

Why should I give it to you?

Because I want it more than anyone else even cares.

Bartholomew Bartholomewson "Why should I give it to you?"

Hym "That" ☝️

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

i don't care

what my friend said when i wrote this definition

"I don't care."

by professional_circle July 19, 2023

i am not perfect

BITCH YOU ARE!!

You: I am not perfect..

Me: nah you are

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023