0 fucks given

Mikoto

Shelley: 0 fucks given?
Haru: Mikoto. That's Mikoto

by yatagarasu August 5, 2016

Meat Cleaver Fuck

Find a some bitch with two working (or non working) legs. PLEASE NO AMPUTI BITCHES. Go to your nearest cattle rendering plant, and ask the head butcher what for his biggest Meat Cleaver (you'll need this for the two legged bitch you've found). Take the meat cleaver and cut off one of the bitches legs (don't worry about her running to the police... usually this won't happen, because you'll be able to stop that hopping bitch right in her track). Then lay her down and insert your penis in her gaping wound. The penis does not need to be erect... the heat from her injured wound will active your cock. Stick your hard cock in her wound and out her pussy hole. This makes her horny... you will hear lots of moaning and screaming. Continue inserting your penis in and out of her until you are finished. When you are done... chances are she will be too. She will be very tired let her contine to sleep it off.

Come hear BITCH let me meat cleaver fuck you.

by Dr. Chris R. March 26, 2005

Adam's Apple Fuck

The act of fucking a woman's throat after a hole is cut into the neck.

She wouldn't suck me off so I had to adam's apple fuck that bitch.

by ThatAboy February 15, 2009

fuck donald trump

What complete losers say when they think its a good idea to diss gods souljah.

hi im a loser and i want to fuck donald trump in the rump
*crowd screams* fuck donald trump fuck donald trump fuck donald trump!
9+9 always equals 9!

by HumanClothingFacility December 3, 2020

monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor

He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006

fucking lil dick

thinks he has a big cock but its nothing compared to matt jordan

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

fucked up friday

first friday of every month everyone gets as fucked up as they posibly can and party

kat:u ready for fucked up friday!?!?!?!?!?!:D
mom:helll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kat:can i have money for tht now?
mom:um no buy ur own shit and my shit

by kat252;] August 7, 2011