Nigga I'm callin police

Phrase that protects you from black thugs
Nigga: Hey mufuka give me that shit or I cut yo throat

Man: Nigga I'm callin police
by Chief Nigiris May 27, 2011
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When I'm Sixty-Four

A tune Sir Paul McCartney wrote when he was sixteen, and in which he appeared to see his future with eerie precognition.

In the song, he asks, "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?" And now that he's sixty-four, we conveniently have our answer - a resounding NO! He and his wife, Heather Mills, are history, fo sho.
I stayed out till quarter of three and she locked the door. I knew that would happen when I wrote "When I'm Sixty-Four." - Sir Paul
by Frank Booth March 17, 2007
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I'm taking my talents to

A new way to say you're going some place. The inspiration came from LeBron James, who announced his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers on July 8, 2010, in front of a large TV audience by declaring, "I'm taking my talents to South Beach."
EXAMPLE 1:

JILL: Where are you going, Jack?

JACK: I'm taking my talents to the bar.

EXAMPLE 2:

TOM: What's with the boxes and the suitcase?

DICK: I'm taking my talents to a new apartment.

EXAMPLE 3:

HARRY: Now that you graduated, what's next?

SALLY: I'm taking my talents to Harvard.
by JohnDavid_XII July 11, 2010
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At least I'm not Kanye West

This is a ""cop out" phrase you use if you've done something absolutely terrible. However, whatever you did probably isn't worse than the stupid sh*t Kanye does on a daily basis.
"You are a son of a bitch, you slapped a child, and stole a cop car while high on PCP"
"Yeah, well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"True"

"I can't believe you, You clubbed a baby seal, then drove over it in a Hummer H2"
"Well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"Sh*t you're right, next round is on me!" - Al Gore
by GitzMoney December 08, 2010
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When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.
Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."
by nicole szanto February 03, 2007
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I'm still in love with you

People go threw years of this knowing you may or may have not been better off, with or with out love. What someone says when there is nothing left to say but that in itself. You see them again, after years pass and have every oppertunity to tell this person. In shame do not and hurt even worse over time when you see something they wrote. Never knew existed until now and cannot help but remember the sound of thier voice on the other end of the phone encouraging you for better every day. Even knowing all the wrongs in the past exist "both ways," you dig deep and publicly humiliate yourself to the entire web!
When your in love with someone you will go threw nights of ridicule, hell, scorne, without them just to see them happy. Hate, own, pwn, idc, I'm still in love with you. I Just wanted better for you than what was happening then. When you want that person to be absolutely sure that is what they realy feel when you know that one person you would love for the rest of your life with no questrion. You wait. It is all you can do! Just wanted to tell you I am still in love with you, wrong or right. I hopw you have found happieness in your life, for I am lost without you.
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i'm rick james bitch

A saying from a very funny Dave Chappelle skit that was great the first oh....200 times I heard it. Now it is an overused punchline that dosn't even make sense since most people under 30 have no clue who Rick James, may he rest in peace, was.
by Ed November 27, 2004
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