slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Hurricane Slap

When a male is having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, the male takes both hands and arms, and winds them up like a windmill and slaps the female in the ass. Sometimes resulting in the female slamming her head into the wall/headboard that was directly in front of her.

John: Hey man i totally Hurricane slapped my girlfriend last night.

Joe: No shit man did she fall off or stay on

John: She fell off and put a hole in my fucking wall

Joe: Nice! it must of been one hell of a Hurricane Slap !

by Greg14127 December 20, 2008

SLAP stan

acronym standing for Sounds Like A Plan, Stan.

Guy: "We're going to the football game tomorrow night."
Guy 2: "SLAP stan."

by ChrisClassic March 24, 2010

NERD SLAP

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.

HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.

by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 7, 2009

The wet slap

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

Passport Slap

To take ones passport, and slap somebody with it.

As Seen On 'A Big Package For You.'

David: "Ahhhh the passport slap... Jeff cant slap for shit... Jeff is a pussy"
*Jeff Slaps David*
David: "Ooooh... I’m gonna kick his fucking ass"

by TriggerHappy. March 29, 2007

Flash Slap

When having sex; to pull out and catch the semen with your hand and slap the female in the face, before she can react.

"A gave that bitch a flash slap last night!"

by FlashSlapper October 20, 2012