nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.

One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.

by Jbaart96 February 28, 2016

Wank Dungeon

One who masturbates so furiously the semen drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of cum

Guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon

by alwp3387 June 1, 2012

Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.

Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."

by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017

Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby

Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy

by Will lloyd April 14, 2021

Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "i 100% cannot be fucked with this"

Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "

by Simpsy April 17, 2008

Wholesome Wank

The act of beating your meat to porn not involving fetishes.

This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn

A good wholesome wank is basically confessions for atheists.

by The ideal God May 27, 2018

Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.

"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."

by NebulaNom April 2, 2015