Trim those unicorn bristles 

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

Trim those unicorn bristles by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022

The Funky Unicorn 

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

The Funky Unicorn by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

The last unicorn 

The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D

“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends”

The last unicorn by Overgirl December 12, 2023

The Angry Unicorn 

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.

The Angry Unicorn by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023

Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Taint of unborn children 

To convince a woman or man that their beliefs of sex drugs lifestyle well-being is better if it's full of unprotected sex alcohol pills and other drugs. If they live a low life in bad places it will be better.

Just because I live this way doesn't mean sharyl following me has to blame me for the taint of her unborn children. Taint of unborn children

Taint of unborn children by Amorites June 25, 2025

Pent up Unicorn 

Its magical you never got laid.

Your a pent up unicorn

Pent up Unicorn by Roobunny420 July 17, 2025