Normies: ur mom gay AND ur dad lesbian
d4nk m3m3r$: ok but ur granny tranny and ur cousin non binary
d4nk m3m3r$: ok but ur granny tranny and ur cousin non binary
by donthekkinworryaboutit March 11, 2018
Person 1:"Haha, your family tree LGBT! "
Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."
Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."
Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"
*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*
Person 2: "Don't make me say it..."
Person 1: "You wouldn't fuckin dare..."
Person 2: "Your family reunion a homosexual communion"
*Space and time warps until it envelopes the very existence of person 1*
by Bkmtex March 28, 2018
A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom
Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
Their mom
Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
by My Pussy Wagon is a minivan February 13, 2016
Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy
*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy
*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*
by Not Giant Dad March 29, 2018
What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"
by wasabi in my bootyhole March 13, 2018
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020
John : Ur mum gay
Mike: Ur dad les
John: Ur granny Tranny
Mike: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Mike: Ur family tree LGBT
John:(Breaks leg)
John: I’ll do it
Mike: u wouldn’t
John: Ur mum got a big thumb
Mike: (gets disintegrated into oblivion to nvr be seen again)
Mike: Ur dad les
John: Ur granny Tranny
Mike: Ur grandpap a trap
John: Ur sister a mister
Mike: Ur family tree LGBT
John:(Breaks leg)
John: I’ll do it
Mike: u wouldn’t
John: Ur mum got a big thumb
Mike: (gets disintegrated into oblivion to nvr be seen again)
by Joltlit April 11, 2018