Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 2, 2017

Cooky (Captain Cook)

The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.

You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)

by DeadEyeDano April 19, 2023

captains meeting

When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.

I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.

by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017

Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021

captain miller

When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks

Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...

by Tan albino "ajc" May 14, 2015

Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.

That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.

by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

captain duck y is there 2 of us the hell

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020