Captain sappy pants

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps

Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

by Captain parcel pants January 05, 2020

Captain entertain a hoe

A man who is unaware of the fact that women determine whether they’re attracted to you within the first three seconds of looking at you, so he finds himself acting like jester in a effort to attract her.

Look, Captain entertain a hoe over here is simping for Becky. He keeps buying feet pics from her only fans

by MitJam1646 May 27, 2021

Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

by Big RM October 05, 2018

captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 09, 2021

Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.

"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"

by funneydude September 22, 2020

Captain Logic

Proud Captain of The Bellends

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!

by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022

Captain Superchill

one kick ass punk band

did you hear Captain Superchill's new song?

by , June 28, 2007