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four-foot-snakes

A more polite way of saying "For Fuck Sake" for fuck sake. An expletive expression that is used when something goes wrong, doesn't work or is a general annoyance to ones self. Can also be used as an expression of surprise or shock.
"Four-Foot-Snakes my damn computer has crashed again"
"Four-Foot-Snakes my bloody car wont start"
"Oh, Four-Foot-Snakes what the hell have you done that for" ??
by Paul Bowen October 24, 2006
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Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.
"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"
by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019
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shot the snake in the face

To stop a potential problem before it becomes a full on problem. Coined from shooting a snake so as to avoid a bite.
Jason was annoying me, so I shot the snake in the face and smacked him upside the head.
by snake shooter lulz December 5, 2011
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snake eye pee

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".
"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"
by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014
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Morning Snake Pull

When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day.
Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snake pull.
by Max Faber July 18, 2009
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snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks
That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!
by Joe Swift January 31, 2008
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Snake Eye Punisher

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault
last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher
by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023
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