Mike D. Myers

Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.

Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.

by Jose Andres Velveta the third December 07, 2012

Mike Wazowski Special

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.

Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.

by swagboyp October 21, 2021

Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool

Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen

by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023

high mike wazowski

when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite

bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.

by poosock September 10, 2019

sir Mike G

Memphis Rapper

Sir Mike G

by 2132213221322132213221322132 January 26, 2023

My Boy Mike

My boy Mike is a term for a sugar daddy. A Mike is usually more geared toward emotional support rather than financial aid. Mikes often are lactating and their milk is delicious.

"Who is that older guy you've been hanging out with lately?"
"Oh that's just my boy Mike."

by IrphanMcGee December 27, 2017

Dirty mike and the boyz

When 4-8 homeless faggots get in the back of a Prius and analy rape each other.

Yo homie lets dirty mike and the boyz each other.

by 69punk May 16, 2016