Matthew Park

He’s a big CUTIE

really tall

BROWN EYES
cool Asian boy

love of your life

Did you know matthew park has a brother?

by shrek’sbigtoe November 25, 2020

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Evan matthew hughes

an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.

he is so evan matthew hughesly.

by james klives September 17, 2017

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Matthew Hayden

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.

"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui

by zandet October 17, 2024

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matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!

"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"

by Teddy Bear1994 November 04, 2013

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