M card

A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”
I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one
by OT14 May 05, 2021
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Card edit

An edited verison of a canon bandori, love live!, revue starlight, idolmaster, etc sprite or card to fit or look like another character or original character/oc.
Wow! That card edit looks like a canon bandori card!
by kimisstarlight August 07, 2020
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Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
by Pajinus June 20, 2024
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Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.
I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025
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They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.
when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.
by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card
Every Sentence Breedusuyu Contempt Of The Chariot Tarot Card
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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