Thomas

The whitest being to ever step foot on planet earth

Person 1: so how did you become blind
Blind person: I looked at Thomas

by Jared the wanking pelican July 21, 2023

Thomas Core

When an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas. Something that would happen to a cartoon character.

Aw the door knob just fell off the door. That’s so Thomas core.

by RedMoonRising January 11, 2024

thomas scott

has gummies, the luckiest mfer to live with conner kingery. god i wish i was him

me: do you know thomas scott
them: you mean king rizzs roommate?

by bprater12 November 23, 2022

Thomas

A god that walks apron you who’s black and has a Afro and is in the sixth grade he beats up a a lil pussy named Luke anjo

Is that Thomas wow number 1
#imagod #dabest

by Big nigga 22 May 16, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is a very kind person. People usually see him as outgoing, athletic, or active in general. He will always be by your side, and add in more happiness into your life. He is the person that will push you to do your best, and it always looking out for you. Thomas's often have Subaru's and love working on cars. He also is the name of the train from the show "Thomas & Friends."

Person 1: I know a friend named after the train in the show "Thomas & Friends"
Thomas: No, no, no! don't remember me from that show.
Person 2: Nice meeting you Thomas the Train!

by Hehe :)) April 14, 2019

Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

The Thomas Special

The Thomas Special is an action in which the attacker (the person performing this action) proceeds to fart in a bag, walk into Taco Bell and scream slurs and release the bag of fart air. This move makes the attacker banned from any Taco Bell nation-wide, but known as a living legend.

'Yo did you here about John doing The Thomas Special?
'Yeah man it was amazing, what a legend.'

by freakytaperfade420 January 30, 2025