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Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.
Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Jizz n a jar

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.
by DNAGuy June 12, 2024
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jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester
by poopyman September 16, 2013
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eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.
I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.
by Wifflum January 2, 2022
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Snizz Jizzed

Snizz Jizzed: When a woman gets off before the guy.
Before he knew it, he had been 'Snizz Jizzed'.
by Funnybunny7 May 8, 2024
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Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024
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