A special specimen of scorpions living in the desert of Israel. They are green and have really human like heads, looking a lot like the head of a rabbi. They love money. They are said to come from space or alternatively another universe.
by double nader September 4, 2011
Get the scorpion Jewmug. Adj.
Possessing certain personality traits, mannerisms, patterns of speech or physical attributes that are commonly assigned to Jewish people, often in way that might be seen as stereotypical or ignorant.
Possessing certain personality traits, mannerisms, patterns of speech or physical attributes that are commonly assigned to Jewish people, often in way that might be seen as stereotypical or ignorant.
Gentile 1: "You've got a huge nose and a white guy afro...are you Jewish?"
Gentile 2: "Well, no...but I am Jew ish!"
Gentile 1: "I cant understand the subtleties of intonation and inflection due to a recent traumatic brain injury, but your slight pause before the ..ISH qualifier leads me to believe that your statement was meant as premeditated hate speech directed at the entirety of jewish culture, philosophy and spiritual practice and quite possibly a direct retaliation against the jewish people for the crucifixion of our lord and savior jesus christ"
Gentile 2: "Well, no...but I am Jew ish!"
Gentile 1: "I cant understand the subtleties of intonation and inflection due to a recent traumatic brain injury, but your slight pause before the ..ISH qualifier leads me to believe that your statement was meant as premeditated hate speech directed at the entirety of jewish culture, philosophy and spiritual practice and quite possibly a direct retaliation against the jewish people for the crucifixion of our lord and savior jesus christ"
by bandaloop January 29, 2019
Get the Jew ishmug. One who dabbles in the religion of Judaism as to seem like a nice person, when in fact, they are anti-semetic.
"Ashli do you wanna go jew bashing later?"
"Nah dude, I can't I turned into a Jew Swisher and I have a lot of Torah reading to catch up on before temple on Friday."
"Nah dude, I can't I turned into a Jew Swisher and I have a lot of Torah reading to catch up on before temple on Friday."
by K@tie January 12, 2008
Get the Jew Swishermug. Guy 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah what about him?
Guy 1: He's a blue Jew
Guy 2: What? He's Jewish?
Guy 2: Yeah what about him?
Guy 1: He's a blue Jew
Guy 2: What? He's Jewish?
by RatmanJones May 11, 2011
Get the Blue Jewmug. Jack: Yo Andrew, I just got an Xbox One. My parents got it for me.
Andrew: I don't give a shit, You Jew Bag.
Andrew: I don't give a shit, You Jew Bag.
by BigFatBootyBoy June 13, 2014
Get the Jew Bagmug. by Nelso Gonzalez May 13, 2008
Get the Jew baitmug. Any red haired person or anyone Pertaining to Jewish activities. Also, those who eat culture. So it is a jew an those who look like one.
by Nelso Gonzalez May 13, 2008
Get the Jew baitmug.