Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.

After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.

by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011

Hammer Tyme

Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.

"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."

"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."

by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012

hammer shot

Slang term for a dick pick.

Dude1: yo this chick just slid into my dms what do I say?
Dude2: just send her a hammer shot brah.

by main man nigga October 1, 2023

dilon hammer

the best fortnite player

i am dilon hammer you are not dilon hammer so succ

by your boi4456 June 9, 2018

Anus Hammer

Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.

Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!

by alpete August 7, 2008

Fizzle Hammer

The politer version of saying fuck.

Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???

by flulaborg August 30, 2023

Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly

Me and my wife tonight will be trying out the good old sludge hammer

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021