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bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022
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Bread

It means if ur looking at this rn ur a fucking retard
I use bread for sandwiches u dumbfuck
by Anonymous112233445566 March 28, 2023
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Bread

Bread is a staple food prepared from a dough of flour and water, usually by baking.
Bread is a delicious gift from God.
It's used to make Sandwiches, Toast, Bagels or can simply be eaten on it's own.
People who like bread and always have bread on hand are usually Allies and will make good Leaders.
Viktoria: So I've been thinking a lot about Bread latley and I think it's different varieties and uses make it my new favourite food!
Bread is simply amazing!
by Gian69420 February 27, 2022
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bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022
mugGet the bread over my earsmug.

I'd eat my bread without butter!

What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Bread Nazi

When you judge the quality of bread by its colors.
Guy 1: White wheated bread is low effort bread and nothing will change my mind in that way. It's the lowest level of bread.
Guy 2: Dude, what are you? Some kind of bread nazi?
by SlendyVEVO April 15, 2018
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global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021
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