BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025
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Get the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.Cold Breath, Hot Noise.9.9.9.ZotAVEoiD & Hold Tests.9.<.7.9.7.6.>.9. mug.Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.
I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.
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