Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.

The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank

by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023

test failed

The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness

*drops 8 ball*
C.Q Cumber: "Test Failed, you let the 8-Ball fall."

by koiyune June 07, 2024

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

yogurt testing

Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.

by angeleyes7746 July 17, 2015

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes April 20, 2018

Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.

At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.

by drkobra September 29, 2017

M test

The practice of a woman or girl falsely claiming that she is an M male at the beginning of an anonymous online chat to determine whether the guy she is interacting with is only talking to her because of the possibility she might be a female with whom he could be sexting or engaging in sexual activities.

Girl 1: Hey, so have you found anyone interesting on that anonymous app so far?
Girl 2: Well, I found a guy who seemed so chill and said he was looking for genuine friends, but he failed the M test.
Girl 1: You told him you're a guy to see if he's legit? You're so sneaky, lol.
Girl 2: Yeah, he ended the chat immediately after that. Oh well, he was probably just some creep who preys on girls like me anyway. "Just looking for friends" my ass...
Girl 1: An ass he should be regretting not having a chance to see, haha.
Girl 2: Shut up, haha

by DreamFox May 26, 2024