Someone who is mentally slow or named Alan Alex or loic jk not loic tard means to constantly hit hand against chest
by Defecationnerd April 2, 2019
Get the Tardmug. by QuartzHoney March 20, 2021
Get the Bar Tardmug. Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025
Get the Tingle Tardmug. by King Azreal October 5, 2018
Get the Tardmug. Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...
Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
Get the Mental-Ree-Lon-Tardedmug. Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”
by Hmmwat December 8, 2018
Get the Actual Tardmug. 