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Tard

Someone who is mentally slow or named Alan Alex or loic jk not loic tard means to constantly hit hand against chest
You:meBruh ur so retarded

Me:No ur a tard
by Defecationnerd April 2, 2019
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Bar Tard

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.
Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.
by QuartzHoney March 20, 2021
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Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025
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Tard

Isn't smack down on tonight? No today is Monday you "Tard "
by King Azreal October 5, 2018
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Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...
Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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tarded

thats tarded
by sk8terrpunk May 17, 2021
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Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”
Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”
by Hmmwat December 8, 2018
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