When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.
by bodazzle July 6, 2010
Get the social clopenmug. The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety
“Hey can you come to a social event tomorrow?”
“Um yeah I guess”
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people”
“Um yeah I guess”
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people”
by sadbish March 1, 2019
Get the Social Eventmug. by TheSpade July 5, 2016
Get the social slutmug. The requisite capacity of a person or agent to perceive immediate domain of influence and act or interact, in ways that enhances their purpose without diminishing personal values or that of others.
Having attained mastery in drawing his graffiti, all that’s left is the social intelligence to relate with the interested patrons and profit.
by Ixrael Lee September 22, 2018
Get the Social Intelligencemug. by ThatBitch🌲 April 2, 2020
Get the Social Distancingmug. by SimpTings April 2, 2020
Get the Social Distancingmug. Someone who feels they are entitled to a social cause and their own opinions and experiences are the only thing that matters. They believe they are the arbitrators of the truth.
by Anonymous Taggers May 27, 2022
Get the Social Entitlementmug.