Penis Slap

When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.

ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.

ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.

by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019

cream slap

Cum in your hand then either slap her on the ass or face, with force to leave your creamy mark.

She was a bitch last night so I gave her a cream slap to the face.

by ah in oh March 16, 2008

SLAP stan

acronym standing for Sounds Like A Plan, Stan.

Guy: "We're going to the football game tomorrow night."
Guy 2: "SLAP stan."

by ChrisClassic March 24, 2010

NERD SLAP

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.

HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.

by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 7, 2009

The wet slap

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

Taco Slap

The female equivalent of tea-bagging.

"Noob: Stop tea-bagging me.
Player 1: I'm a girl. I'm taco slapping you.
Noob: *Rage Quit* "

by Kyoei June 12, 2012

poser slap

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser

Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!

by Poguer July 16, 2008