School

A place that is said to better our minds but ends up brainwashing us into learning thing that we will never need in life.

Stands for Seven Crappiest Hours Of Our Lives.

Also see: Prison

Schools also hold fundraisers often. Money is said to be used for new computers or to fix the wifi, but actually goes to the teacher's lounge.

*Student walks into teacher's lounge*
Dang, this place is awesome. They got recliners, flat screen TVs, microwaves, refrigerators, air hockey, and full bars of wifi.

*Student is expelled for finding the holy grail*

Dress code is also enforced. If a girl shows one centimeter of her shoulder she gets detention. If she shows three inches of skin above her knee she also gets detention. The boys dress code is almost non existent.

Bullying is common, but if students tell teachers they would just add more stupid rules.

Popular girls can get away with wearing tube tops, but an unpopular girl would have to go to alternative school for two years.

Student: Will we learn to how to pay taxes. Or manage money.

Teacher: No this is a school. We only learn useful things here.

(This is why people are in crippling debt right now)

by -"+#("!8#;@("!@9#; May 25, 2016

school

Hell

A- Mom, I think my phone is broken
B- Why what's wrong with it
A- My home button wasn't working, I tried pressing it at school and I was still at school

by Wellimreallybored May 21, 2016

School

S-Stupid
C-Crappy
H-Hours
O-Of
O-Our
L-Lives

Michela: Dude I hate my life.

Guy Man: It's cause you go to school.

by Da_Dictionary@urbandictionary June 9, 2016

school

S: Seven
C: Crappy
H: Hours
O: Of
O: Our
L: Lifes

Students: I Have To Go To School Bye!

by RickyVisc February 1, 2018

school

A place to meet new people and hopefully have sex with half of the girls you meet.

'Dude I just met this hot big ass girl at school and you already know ima smash'

by PussyWhore69 February 10, 2017

School

Ok. Let’s be nice... I fucking hate school it’s ruining our life and someone needs to stop it. We all know that we only go there because we wanna see our friends not because we wanna look at our teachers ugly faces for eternity it’s basically a hellhole that our teachers throw us in ya you know that teacher that always has a smile on their face and never gives u homework well ya in her mind she’s like “ok..if I just keep smiling and don’t give out homework the kids won’t come after me.” Ya we all know when it comes to school we all become devils.... just me. Ok and don’t get me started on homework it’s also another trick teachers like to use to ruin our lives when we go home and spend hours staring at a sheet of paper while we are thinking “when did we learn this in school?” Well guess what.. you didn’t they just expect you to walk threw hell aka school with a smile on your face I mean homework is a waste of time I could be doing other meaningful things than doing math and also we learn things that we won’t be using in the future and that’s all I got to say now let me do homework because I’m not going to go to detention oh and ya. Detention.... it’s stupid ok so what I get on top of a lunch room table and start screaming. It’s fine as long as I’m not attacking the teachers well anyways have a good day and have a safe school time. Try not to die.

Random person at school: “yay school time!”

Me: “wait.. you like school?”
Random person at school: “yes I do!”
Me: “SAVE YOURSELF PEOPLE WE GOT A SCHOOL LOVING NERD!”

by Jess17• October 23, 2019

School

Six

Cural
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

School sucks it stans for six cruel hours of our life who ever made school is dead to me I hate school it sucks why do we go there my sister went to school and a bunch of kids told her to DIE! Now I am going to her school and KILLING those kids! My sister comes home crying! SCHOOL IS STUPID !

by I hates chili November 2, 2019