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post-it notes 

the greatest invention for readers
Readers would not be complete without their post-it notes.
post-it notes by Briannica November 9, 2004

Post Modernist Syndrome 

A disease that usually infects people born into Upper Class Families or kids born in the very late 20th century in the western world. PMS often times includes the following symptoms
• Entitlement
• An Ignorance of Economics and how the world works
• Lack of any of the 8 fundamental Survival Skills
• absence of any type of spirituality

• Rampant Substance Abuse
• Promiscuous Sex Life
• Thinks the Government can solve society’s problems.
•. Politically Correct
• White People = Bad
•. Uses Subjective References like Snopes to back ideology or worldview

• Uses Idiotic Insults such as Racist or Incel to justify their destructive lifestyle.

Post Modernists ideal goal is to end human suffering, but they fundamentally don’t and never will understand that people develop and grow through trials of hardship and pain. It’s quite amusing to anyone that has more than a spinal cord for a brain that PM’s think college debt and private health care is a crisis. They could be that guy on YouTube who is starving in Africa and forces himself to eat Sand to survive. First World Problems though...
Zachary: Dude! Emily is a beautiful girl!... but wtf is up with her whack statuses on Facebook?
Martin: Post Modernist Syndrome man... she thinks women are enslaved and that White people are inherently evil.
Zachary: Wow... that’s a shame. Guess that’s another miserable old cat lady that will consistently blame the man and Free Market for her awful decisions.
Martin: No responsibility or accountability today man, damn shame.

Post Kenyan Funk Disorder

the term given to the feeling of helplessness Republicans feel with President Obama in office.
The Dow is plummeting and I wish we could shake this Post Kenyan Funk Disorder.
A Facebook post designed to trap the viewer into liking or commenting in order to convince that person into making a similar post, usually chosen from a list, on their own wall.
Aw, man, my friend said they used their boobs to get out of a ticket, so i liked it. Now, I'm caught in a post trap.
Post Trap by All Them Gains July 16, 2014

post-modern neo feminist 

A feminist who’s still obsessed with boy bands and the color pink
James: “Omg that girl is a raging feminist, I think she might be a lesbian.”
Katy: “No she’s just a post-modern neo feminist.”

post whore 

What is done at forums for metal bands. Particularly the Megadeth Forums.

Act of raising the number of posts on a forum for your username.
Man, you've been post whoring quite a bit recently. You have made 500 posts in the last day.
post whore by GlassSandwich November 21, 2004