paper crossant

When a female has slips of toilet paper attached to her pussy.
I went down on my girlfriend to give her oral and got a paper crossant instead.
by Uncle and Stevie September 30, 2023
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clear paper

is when a person cums on a pl;ate and lets it dry for 24hrs then eats it.
clear paper
by minecraft bruv October 05, 2019
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Paper badge

A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.
All those years of schooling to get your paper badge and now you have all authority?
by Chichimec January 01, 2024
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Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.
There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket
by Drexl69 February 14, 2010
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More lit than litmus paper

When something is really lit, so lit that it's level of litness is greater than that of litmus paper, a chemical used to measure pH.
Yoooooo, worship at church the other arvy was more lit than litmus paper!
by wt32845 December 18, 2017
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pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.
Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!
by cupramen November 10, 2017
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wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by die plonkerstein November 04, 2020
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