When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.
by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009
Get the Dirty Pirate Hookermug. the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.
by emoslayer666 May 23, 2008
Get the monkey-pirate-ninjamug. The greatest band to come out of Bel Air, Maryland. Their music will make ya take your clothes off (ladies only (...usually)).
-Endorsed by 'Monsters of Cock'.
-Endorsed by 'Monsters of Cock'.
"That show last night was incredible; The Suburban Pirate Orchestra made me wanna get naked!" -All the girls.
by Pualti April 15, 2009
Get the The Suburban Pirate Orchestramug. after a man angry pirate a woman, she cleans up, goes back into the room and kicks the man's ass hard.
by blackpudding July 29, 2013
Get the angry pirate kickbackmug. a term used when the male at the point of ejaculation shoots in the females eye while simultaneously hitting her with a saucepan causing her to yell "YARRR" in a pirate fashion
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
Get the tin pot piratemug. a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...
Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
Get the Bluebeard the Butt Piratemug. 1. A term referring to a particularly homosexual person, used in the effort to reclaim offensive terms. Works best if target of term is actually cocksucker, ass-pirate, or both.
by Tickle Me Fuckhead January 2, 2010
Get the cocksucker ass-piratemug.