The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.

Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!

by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019

Quads on Bros

When four good friends chip in to purchase a subscription to BangBros

I really want to go on Ass Parade, but I can't afford the entire family of BangBros websites by myself. Want to go Quads on Bros with me and a couple of my boys?

by PoopDick666 June 11, 2011

Bro Whore

A bro whore - A bro that’s a whore lol

guy 1: omg look it’s Pablo!

guy 2: dude he’s such a bro whore

by amaaankhannnnn December 20, 2021

bro-bailer

Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey

Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.

Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.

by Svco November 3, 2014

Bro rate

A male giving a male friend a discounted rate on items or services, specifically due to their friendship.

"Hey man, I normally charge $1500 for wedding pictures, but since we're friends, I'll give you a bro rate of $1000.

by rockhammerer October 18, 2012

Trophy Bro

A friend you may or may not like, but you hang out with, because of their social standing and clout.

“You know Corey? Yeah, he’s aight, but he’s really just my trophy bro.”

by Trophy Bro December 14, 2019

Bro-fencing

When two bros touch their dicks while hugging. Bro-fencing represents a new level of bro-hood, far more intimate than a brofist.

I saw them bro-fencing after the party last night, they might be better bros than we imagined.

by supernextgen March 16, 2016